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8th-Jun-2005 04:28 am
Since some *cough larri* hinted that I deserted livejournal, I am making a point of putting something here *S* So umm yea. I have refrained from putting a warning label on this thus far, but consider yourself warned that I have absolutely nothing of any importance to say here. But I have 3 1/2 hours of work left and I'm bored, and no one's around to umm *cough* well anyway. So I have a proposition. I'm going to ask 2 questions. Answer the 2 questions and you can ask your own two questions for whoever else to answer. Or if you feel the need to ask something, then do it anyway because it doesn't really matter. Since I barely check here myself lately, I'm not expecting a huge number of replies to this, but if you happen to find this here and feel like contributing, have at it. Or maybe Skooch will contribute this sex quiz thing he's working on.

So first question-Name one sexual act that you consider yourself a pro at..what is it and why? (You can NOT say all of it!)

And 2-What was the first inanimate object you used to help yourself masturbate?
8th-Jun-2005 07:32 pm (UTC) - well....
if you hadn't posted......I wouldn't get to look @ your newest beautiful picture......love the facial hair :) oh and the glasses....GREAT choice *nods*

....btw, I didn't mean you had deserted LJ *G* Just that I hadn't seen ya and I only peeked @ the diaries....and nothing was on here to peek at!! *L*

Why can't one say they are a pro @ all the sexual acts???!!
and lol @ inanimate object..
where are your answeres located at???!? hehe :)
9th-Jun-2005 05:12 am (UTC) - Re: well....
My monkey is rather adorable isn't he?

You can't say all of the sexual acts because then there'd be no specific answers. And if someone actually does answer this, by putting "all of it" we might miss all the glorious details of how they are an oral master.

oh, and I come up with the questions doll. I don't have to answer them *S* Unless you think you can make me =P
9th-Jun-2005 12:44 pm (UTC) - Re: well....
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)

gotcha *nods*
10th-Jun-2005 05:21 am (UTC) - Re: well....
lol ah well I'll try. I'll just mark you for an "all of it" then
10th-Jun-2005 02:02 pm (UTC) - Re: well....
I don't know what I do best that would be considered professional...

I just asked Danny to name something I do to him that drives him wild and makes him crave me more n more.....
his response:
"when you roll your tongue over the head of my cock and then trail it underneath and lick hard over the lil slit and you look @ me...drives me wild"

so...guess for starters that would do :)

but...I'm a GREAT fuck...so...anything would do ;)

10th-Jun-2005 02:05 pm (UTC) - Re: well....
Wasn't til after I was married that we had used toys...and I was a virgin til I was married...so....I guess that the toys were my first inanimate object but uhhhh......I've teased and toyed with cukes :) and just crazy enough to slide a lit candle ..uhhh backwards into my pussy ....good I shave and uhhh
never use pussy spray *LOL*
*thinks about a vid for DT on a bday once...* *grinz a bit*

and yourself?????
10th-Jun-2005 03:14 pm (UTC) - Re: well....
I lied, Play......I was a virgin til I met Danny....not married him :)

just thought I'd unlie *S*
14th-Jun-2005 07:31 pm (UTC) - Re: well....
lol @ anything would do

I had to look up cukes lol *sighs @ myself* and you seriously used a lit candle? What made you decide to keep it lit? Mine is same as yours. Toys, or in particular a vibrator. For a while there I was too much of a chickenshit to use anything other than my fingers, and no I'm not gonna admit to what I've used =P
15th-Jun-2005 03:23 am (UTC) - Re: well....
lol....mhmmm....I'll just use my imagination....think about things you mighta used ;)

our first toy play...LMAO....was @ his MOM's house...we had moved in there for like 2 weeks or so...before we got our own place...and we'd stopped and bought a toy....and he was like what if
it messes up the reception on my parents tv downstairs??? *L* Sooooo.. he went downstairs for water ;) and I turned the vibe on....and moved it around here n there....so he could see if you could hear it or uhhh it messed up the tv *L* gawd.....
oh and it didn't mess up their reception...

The candle....well, just kinda... happened *S* lol
was for a moment...not for a 5 minute candle job *LMAO*

Remember reading stories of women using
hot dogs and them breaking off inside them....wouldn't that be hysterical...?
Well, unless it was you *LOL* then just
damned embarrassing! *chuckles*

16th-Jun-2005 06:48 am (UTC) - Who told you my hotdog story!!?
Just kidding *S*

rotf @ messing up the reception. omg I would have never thought for a second.. lolol That's fucking hilarious.

I'd be afraid of using a hotdog for more reasons than just it breaking. There's just something gross about putting meat in there.. well grocery store meat, erm.. well I guess not, since cucumbers etc. don't seem so weird. Hell I dunno *thinking this through* but still no thanks. The weirdest thing I used would be the end of a brush. Was ages ago though. I've since stuck with my vibe and fingers.
16th-Jun-2005 03:12 pm (UTC) - Re: Who told you my hotdog story!!?
lmao @ someting gross about grocery meat...YES ...YES that is off :)
wouldn't it be strange ...to have someone say "I smell hotdogs" and you aren't around food but ya...wippywooed a weenie before work? *LMAO*
blech :)

ahhhhh hair brush...yes...my cousin, whom shall remain nameless *cough Joy* she was seen in high school through her bedroom window masturbating with a brush....but not the end YOU used ;)
Tis rather ewwwww of a thought...

but it was the talk of her school and mine, too...lovely to hear your cousin's off *LOL*
oh well, maybe she had a yeasty and needed relief from itching? *OMG LOL*

gawd....better shush....

fingers are good stuff....and vibes are mostest wonderful, indeed!
17th-Jun-2005 10:19 am (UTC) - *sniffs unintentionally*
rotl @ all of that

Did your cousin recover? I'd have just died. Absolutely died. I feel for her even now. To use the other end though lol... but to get caught through the bedroom window?? what perv was spying on her? *lmao @ her having a yeasty*

And I would just like to take the moment to clarify that it was most definitely NOT the end I used lol *blushing at the mere thought of it*
17th-Jun-2005 03:00 pm (UTC) - Re: *sniffs unintentionally*
supposedly, the word was that she allowed 3 dudes in high school to come perv aka watch....and she put a condom on her brush and performed....
I've NEVER asked her about it as we aren't close....but....I look at her and the ONLY thing I ever think of is her and that hairbrush story that is going around our schools *LOL*

She's since married and has 3 beautiful
daughters...so apparently she didn't hurt nothin *LMAO*

I'm sitting her shaking my head cause I would use a hotdog before the bristle
end of a brush *ROFL* and that isn't happening....my luck it would break off and I'd end up with some weird disease.....*acks*

have a splendid day!
13th-Oct-2005 11:41 pm (UTC) - the things i have missed
when i havent read lj in over a year *sighs*
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