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1st-Nov-2005 09:48 pm
The past few days have been something else. The events that have taken place have truly opened my eyes. 5 days ago, the wife and I get into an argument. Nothing special, just over some stupid thing. Aka my fault.
Right in the middle of it, I look at her and say "This is stupid". The explanation I gave with that is " Every minute that you and I argue......is one minute that we aren't happy. Honey, life is too short for us to talk about something as small as that. I just don't want to be one of those couples you see sitting down across from each other not saying a word. We shouldn't ever have nothing to talk about. Baby, i've told you this time and time again. The only thing that matters to me is that you are happy. I will do absolutely anything in my power to make that happen." One day later we go shopping. Larri-Lou knows about this one already but as of yet, nobody else. We walk into the store and start looking around. She goes right over to the Sex and the city DVD sets....uuuggghh....and I right over to the cd's. She might have been 10-15 feet away and not 5 minutes after we get there, some kid that worked in the store, starts hitting on her. I kinda hear what's going on and perk up. She looks over and gives me a big smile. For some reason, I immediately calmed down, and decided to listen in. He lays his best rap down and maybe 10 minutes later he finally gets the balls to ask for her number. She gives him some bogus number and tells him to call her later so they can go out for drinks. What was said next has to be one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed. Which goes something like this. " And maybe if you are a good boy to me, I might even reward you at the end of the night. ( the gleam in this kid's eye was classic ). Oh...I almost forgot. Your name is Ricky right? Well Ricky...see that tall, beautiful, gorgeous man standing right across from you? Ricky...I would like you to meet my husband Steve. So now you can just fuck off." I don't know what made that so funny...the fact that she went out of her way to totally burn this kid...or the look on his face afterwards.
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11th-Nov-2005 01:28 pm (UTC) - Too Funny!!!
Now THAT sounds like a Kodak moment!! Wish I could have been there to capture his look on film, coulda won some moola on America's funniest something or other, eh??? *wink* And awwww at the love that I felt from reading all of that! = )
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